BYOC Friday! This means we answer 5 questions you wouldn't normally blog about – some fun, some serious – in an effort to get to know each other better. You’ll see BYOC blogs all over blogland today so join the party if you wish! Because mama pimp told us to.
1. Do you have any nicknames? (Thanks for this question Joey)
Just Bon short for Bonnie. Ironically a lot of people ask me if Bonnie is short for Bonita - which it is not.
2. What was your “last straw”? The incident/situation that made you decide to get a lap band or commit to losing weight via any plan this time?
My best friend said she was going to get one and honestly the thought of her being skinny while I was still fat scared the crap out of me.
3. What’s your favorite joke or funny story? (This is from Sandy – she needs some laughter to start the weekend and requested this one.)
So there was this poor girl with big ears who decided to be brave and go to the school dance. All she wanted was for somebody to ask her to dance, although she figured it was very unlikely. After a while, she saw Danny, the poor boy who everyone made fun of because he had a wood eye, making his way across the dance floor and headed in her direction.
He came up to her hesitantly and says quitely, "Would you dance with me?" Majorily excited she shouts out "WOULD I! WOULD I! Looking shocked ,he quickly shouts back 'BIG EARS! BIG EARS!"
Get it, he thougt she said "wood eye." This is probably better as an oral joke versus written. I must like oral jokes because I have another funny one about about a salesperson with a lisp. Remind me to tell it in Chicago. It was the first joke my Mom told me that had a cuss word in it, so I'll remember it forever.
4. If you could be a TV dinner – what flavor would you be?
I think I'd be a chicken pot pie. It's crispy on the outside but all warm and gooey in the middle, with a bunch of different things going on - carrots, peas, potates...and a side of warm cinnamon apples.
5. The question we do every week so everyone can be a little famous without having to do an official blog award….what blog or comment stuck with you or spoke to you the most this week and why?
It's hard to choose, but the vlogs are fun because I get to see people's personalities.
OMG - wood eye - LMAO. And #2 - love the honesty behind that.
ReplyDeleteOkay, NO ONE calls you Bonster Monster? Cause I'm totally calling you that!
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh. And I read it out loud and my hubby got it almost immediately. (I confess, I had to read it twice). LOL.
ReplyDeleteBTW-Camille likes to give everyone nicknames.
Bonster Monster. Maybe we can just keep it at Bonster. At least until I get skinny - then maybe we can add the Monster. I totally forgot that I am sometimes called Bonnerella by my friend.
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